I Love My Job

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss, and all the rest.

I love my office and its locations, I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day.
I think this job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software.
I hug it often, though it won't care. I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the conference calls with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!